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第139章


 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第139章



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp随着江南亮出新品。http://www/979807/



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp场中可谓是嘘声一片!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那几个许元带来蹭热度的女主播更是一脸失望。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直播间弹幕:



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“南神到底还是不行了啊!这么长时间不出摊,我还以为憋什么大招呢!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“几片破布卖一万?真当我们傻啊?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“南神也开始恰烂钱喽!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“以前短裤都十块钱两条!现在一万了?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许元更是帮腔道:“南神,我可是带人来给你捧场的!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这几个妹妹可都是为了你来的,别让人家失望啊!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp身后那几个女主播撅着小嘴。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可看着摊上那一堆短裤,还是俏脸微红......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp是我们跟不上时代的潮流了嘛?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这也太刺激了吧!!!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南撇嘴:“你们知道个屁!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“大个!完全兽化!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吴良这次终于知道江南是带自己来干啥的了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp又能展示自己傲人的身材了么?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想到这儿,吴良不禁一脸兴奋。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好嘞!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是只“哧啦”一声。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在所有人惊愕的目光中!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp身高接近2米的吴良直接变成了4米高的大黑熊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp牛仔裤,小短袖直接撑爆!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp给人带来无与伦比的视觉震撼!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一刻!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp全场寂静!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp围观众人一度石化!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp下巴都差点儿没砸地上。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊!我的眼睛哇......”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我尼玛!我踏马看到了什么?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“靠!三观呐!劳资的三观彻底毁啦!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我这特么得看多少学习资料才能弥补我受伤的心灵哇!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南也一脸懵!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不对啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不该是这个效果啊?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是江南回头,看到了终生难忘的一幕!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一头4米高的大黑熊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp穿着个皮卡丘的三角短裤!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吴良的熊脸上露出傲人的微笑。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp来了个肱二头肌前展的健美动作!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南:!!!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp靠!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp怎么又把皮卡丘给换上了?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“快!快变回来!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp再不变回来,都给人家阿姨家小孩儿吓哭了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吴良恢复人形。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人群更是传来一阵惊呼!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp2米高,铁塔般的肌肉男,再配上皮卡丘!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp简直炸裂!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吴良一脸享受!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp对!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要的就是这种万众瞩目的感觉!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp刺激!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南:......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吴良是不是又觉醒了什么奇怪的属性?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp继爆衣狂魔?三角硬汉之后!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp又多了个社交牛批症的属性?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp介尼玛!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许元和那两个女主播也懵了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这踏马究竟是什么骚操作哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直播间弹幕直接炸裂。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“奈何老夫没文化,一句卧槽行天下!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“就特么差根钢管了哇!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“保加利亚妖王后继有人!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南趁热打铁!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“看到没有!大家看到没有!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这短裤简直就是兽化系异能的福音哇!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“让你们可以在战斗时尽情变身,避免尴尬!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“猛男必备小三角!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“可爱妹子跑不了!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“浩克用过都说好!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“潮流时尚没烦恼!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“一万一条随便搞!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“秒杀校花和校草!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南那小广告词是各种往上顶!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那砸的人是头晕目眩,心驰神往。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而吴良为了配合江南的洗脑。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一次又一次的完全兽化!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp360全方位无死角展示自己的肌肉!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一刻,围观众人是真的动心了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因为是大学城!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不少都是大学里的学生,兽化异能的更是不在少数!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp都跟吴良有着同样的烦恼!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而这浩克牌短裤则是完美的解决了他们的问题啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看吴良!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这么大幅度的变身,人家的皮卡丘紧紧的贴合身形!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“喵的!给我来两条!换着穿!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我!还有我,我也要,三条!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一帅哥:“给我来一条!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南愕然:“一条哪儿够啊兄弟!不得来条替换用的啊!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那兄弟:“正面穿脏了,可以再反过来穿嘛!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南一脸惊恐!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这特喵是个什么选手?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就当我没说!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有了吴良的展示,浩克牌短裤简直卖到爆!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而跟着许元一起来的两位女主播蹲下身子,也开始挑选!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着江南不禁问道:“南神!妹子没有优惠的嘛?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我想选这个!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那姑娘拿了一只樱桃小丸子!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“优惠?没门儿!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp妹子咋了?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp妹子有小钱钱好看吗?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不要这么无情嘛!我回家就穿上,把照片发给你看!你就送我一条好不好!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那女主播可谓是媚眼如丝,暗送秋波哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许元:!!!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp靠!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还有这好事儿呐?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他一脑补,连忙捂住鼻子!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这也行?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南神色一正:“优惠嘛也是可以有的,你要是现场试穿,我不要钱!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女主播:???



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她的脸都黑了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp现场试穿?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你认真的嘛?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这么多人?岂不是都要被看光了?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咯咯~你真坏!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自李沁的怨气值+666!]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许元嘿嘿笑道:“小沁,这钱我给你掏了!回家你把照片发给我看好不好!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李沁撇了许元一眼:“想得美!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许元:???



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp凭啥啊?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp凭啥能给江南看!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp给我就不行?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我给你掏钱哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南灿烂一笑:“想知道你跟我之间的差距在哪儿么?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许元一愣,连忙问道:“哪儿?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南指了指李沁,指了指自己。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“看见没?这是个“娥”字!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp随后指了指李沁,又指了指许元!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这是啥?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许元沉思片刻:“妳”字?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南摇头。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不不不!是个“妞”字!这就是差距了!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李沁:“噗......哈哈哈哈!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她都笑出眼泪了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许元:???



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp介尼玛!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你那是娥?到我这咋就是个妞?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp妞?不就是“女”加个“丑”嘛?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没这么拐着弯儿骂人的吧!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没点儿文化都特喵听不懂哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自许元的怨气值+1000!]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在这时!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp原本疯狂抢购浩克牌短裤,一阵喧闹的人群突然寂静了一下!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南一愣!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp什么情况?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不禁回头望去,眼珠子差点儿没瞪出来!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直接吓的江南从小马扎上掉下来了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只见吴良从黑熊恢复成了人形!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp跟以往不同的是。



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一次浩克牌短裤没跟着他一起恢复原状!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而是失去了弹性!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp从吴良的身上缓缓滑落!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直接滑倒了吴良的脚脖子上......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南:!!!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吴良:???

 

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