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 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第286章



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp钟映雪带着小嫌弃的语气道:“小南!我没想到你竟然......”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南:???



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没想到啥!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp竟然啥哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老子就吃了口榴莲!咋就还解释不清了啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那不是陆鸣崩出来的!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp是榴莲里的果肉哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陆鸣那个该死的二货!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你说你闲着没事玩儿个屁的乌鸦坐飞机!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏瑶满脸嫌弃:“咦~”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南瞪眼:“咦个屁你咦!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着冲上去,从她脸上抹下来两块果肉就要往她俩嘴里塞!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小南!你敢!呀!看我不杀了你!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你别过来!别过来哇!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南:“不行!你俩也得给我吃!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此时此刻,陆鸣的脑袋还插在天花板上!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他倒是没闻到臭味儿!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就是感觉屁股凉凉的,还有点儿疼!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“内个......同学!帮忙踹一脚呗,我卡住了!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp班级里的同学们也是一脸懵逼!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp任谁上着课呢,地板上杵出来个脑袋都无法淡定吧!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp气氛极为尴尬!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一旁穿着超短裙的女同学连忙捂住裙子,俏脸嫣红!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呀!流氓!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着一脚踹在陆鸣的脸上......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他的身子到底还是被踹了下去!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp摔回了教室,当场眼泪就流出来了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那是真辣眼睛哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正要起身逃跑,可一喘气,直接躺地上吐白沫子了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自陆鸣的怨气值+1000!]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp味道顺着陆鸣砸出的洞飘了上去!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是楼上的同学们也吐了一教室......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp校领导们以为发生了什么事!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp连忙冲进教室,一开门也全吐了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只见教室里空无一人!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只有陆鸣趴在地上!屁股那里的裤子崩成了烂布条子!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墙上,黑板上,课桌上到处都是一片金黄!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp发生了什么?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这还用寻思?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp校长孙宏志捂着鼻子:“这......这劲儿着实有些大了!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“灵武者还真是不能用常理来衡量啊!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“猛!真猛!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是,陆鸣被抬走了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp榴莲没吃成!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp从此校园里多了个金色传说!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp下午时分,学校食堂!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎哎哎,听说没?陆鸣上课的时候拉裤兜儿了?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啥玩意?这么劲爆?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“何止劲爆哇!那劲儿老大了!给他人都崩天花板上去了!脑袋直接顶破楼板你敢信?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“裤子都炸烂了!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啥?这么大劲儿?不至于吧?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“还不至于?崩的到处都是哇!那场面!啧啧啧......臭吐了一百多人!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我的个亲娘嘞!你俩可别说了!吃饭呢嗷......”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp坐在后桌的陆鸣默默流泪,把筷子都捏折了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老子三年的青春呐!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp全踏马毁了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自陆鸣的怨气值+1000!]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自陆鸣......]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南嘿嘿的乐了一下午!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不光是陆鸣提供怨气值!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其余被臭吐的同学们也成为了提供对象!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一下午的功夫!三次十连抽都有了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这黄金榴莲简直就是个宝贝哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp棒死了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp群体性伤害!无差别式攻击!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而且还好吃!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp简直完美!坡飞!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南也算是搞明白了这黄金榴莲的副作用!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp臭!无与伦比的臭!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp外壳坚硬!且打开的时候伴随着剧烈爆炸!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp啧啧啧!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好东西!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南眼睛一亮,已经盘算黄金榴莲的新用途了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直到放学回家,钟映雪和夏瑶也没让江南靠近三米以内!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp被嫌弃的江南一脸委屈巴巴!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到底还是没让她俩吃成!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp回到了家的江南把自己关在房间里!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp既然知道了黄金榴莲的作用和副作用!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还有嘟嘟奶嘴儿没有尝试!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一直以来,正经奖品的功效都极为强大!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可自从出了让人又爱又恨的砰然心动跳跳糖......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南心里就开始没谱了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这次又出了只奶嘴儿?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp怀揣着忐忑的心情,江南取出了嘟嘟奶嘴儿!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还踏马真带着说明书来的!

 

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