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 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第720章



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp是你面试我还是我面试你?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一瞬间让老子回想起60年前还在上私塾的时候,上课溜号被老师叫起来回答问题的那种恐惧感啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自萧吹火的怨气值+666!]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其余面试官,包括一起来面试的学员都懵了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人家哪个来面试不是坐的板板正正,严谨甚微的?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你这有点儿飘哇!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不是江南飘,而是江南根本没指望自己能过!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还不如趁着这个机会赚点怨气值呐!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咋说不能白来啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嚣张?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那就嚣张到底好了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧吹火直磨牙,看了眼江南的资料,然后按面试流程开始提问!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你都有什么优点!?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南:“我的优点就是会拒绝!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧吹火眼睛一亮,小伙子有点东西,回答的很有深度!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp日常社交时!学会拒绝可以为自己避免很多不必要的麻烦!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那你给我举个例子?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南:“我不!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陶欣怡:噗~唔!!!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她捂着嘴偏过头去,显然憋的很难受!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧吹火:!!!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你特喵要不要这么快就用我身上啊?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp现场演示?妙哇!妙到家了啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自萧吹火的怨气值+1000!]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自......]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“很好!非常好!那你的特长呢?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南摸着下巴沉思片刻,然后低头朝下瞅了一眼!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp随即挑了挑眉!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯哼?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp几个面试官脑瓜子嗡嗡的!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp往下瞅?这......这......



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小伙子!你这一声“嗯哼”很有灵性啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陶欣怡脸通红,狠狠地瞪了一眼江南!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp天呐!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这就是我未来要带的学员么?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧吹火脸都黑了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你嗯哼个屁!说人话!啥特长!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南满脸害羞:“这......这不好吧!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“说!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我比较擅长气人!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自萧吹火的怨气值+1000!]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自陶欣怡的怨气值+666!]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp[来自......]



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老子踏马已经成功见识到了啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp现在我双耳嗡鸣,眼前发黑啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着后面一连串的问题,萧吹火脸更黑了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“出去吧!你通过面试了!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老子再问下去,很有可能会被气死啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南:???



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不是?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这么草率的么?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我都作成这样了都能过?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那之前那些个没过的是在面试的时候跳钢管舞了么?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp江南满脸懵,起身就走了出去!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其余面试者看江南的目光都像是看神仙一样!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp兄弟!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你这不是一般的强啊,这都能过?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp先驱者学院你爸开的吧?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此刻吴良看着江南的背影,满脸崇拜!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp南神就是南神!不服不行!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧吹火:“你瞅啥?你也过了!不用问了!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着就把吴良给撵了出去!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧吹火看着江南的资料,满脸无奈!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就这苗子,打着灯笼都找不到的好么?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不要?怎么可能不要!再说杨坚给自己打了无数个电话,反复交代这个事儿!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp是骡子是马!综合测试的时候就知道了!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一旁的面试者中,就有那个当初买了江南十条裤衩子的壮汉!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此刻眼睛晶亮!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看来这面试并不像是想象中一般严肃!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp需要像江南一样幽默风趣?才能讨面试官的喜欢?



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp懂了!明白了!恍然大悟啊!



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp面试官:“你呢?你的特长是什么?”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp壮汉咧嘴一笑:“玩游戏!联盟!我亚索玩儿的贼6!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp面试官额头上蹦出两根青筋:“滚犊子!打车滚!”



 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp壮汉:???

 

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